I wrote this awhile back, and while it's not perfect, it's certainly that time of year again. Maybe I'll try to perfect it someday. Merry Christmas!
Ten Days of the Apocalypse
A rifle and a Humvee.
On the ninth day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me
Two hand grenades
Two hand grenades
And a rifle and a Humvee.
On the eighth day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me
Three gas masks
Three gas masks
Two hand grenades
And a rifle and a Humvee.
On the seventh day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me
Four entrenching tools.
Four entrenching tools.
Three gas masks
Two hand grenades
And a rifle and a Humvee.
On the sixth day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me
Five bags of seeds.
Five bags of seeds.
Four entrenching tools
Three gas masks
Two hand grenades
And a rifle and a Humvee.
On the fifth day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me
Six bug out bags
Six bug out bags
Five bags of seeds
Four entrenching tools
Three gas masks
Two hand grenades
And a rifle and a Humvee.
On the fourth day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me
Seven bows with arrows.
Seven bows with arrows.
Six bug out bags
Five bags of seeds
Four entrenching tools
Three gas masks
Two hand grenades
And a rifle and a Humvee.
On the third day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me
Eight Geiger counters
Eight Geiger counters
Seven bows with arrows
Six bug out bags
Five bags of seeds
Four entrenching tools
Three gas masks
Two hand grenades
And a rifle and a Humvee.
On the second day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me
Nine Kevlar helmets
Nine Kevlar helmets
Eight Geiger counters
Seven bows with arrows
Six bug out bags
Five bags of seeds
Four entrenching tools
Three gas masks
Two hand grenades
And a rifle and a Humvee.
On the last day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me
Ten crates of ammo
Ten crates of ammo
Nine Kevlar helmets
Eight Geiger counters
Seven bows with arrows
Six bug out bags
Five bags of seeds
Four entrenching tools
Three gas masks
Two hand grenades
And a rifle and a Humvee.
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