Ten Days of the Apocalypse

I wrote this awhile back, and while it's not perfect, it's is that time of year again. Maybe I'll try to perfect it someday. Merry Christmas!

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Ten Days of the Apocalypse

On the tenth day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me 

A rifle and a Humvee.  -- (rifle link removed to avoid making the Google overlords angry.)

On the ninth day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me 
Two hand grenades -- (these are inert, you can't buy real hand grenades)

And a rifle and a Humvee.

On the eighth day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me 
Three gas masks

Two hand grenades

And a rifle and a Humvee.

On the seventh day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me 
Four entrenching tools.

Three gas masks

Two hand grenades

And a rifle and a Humvee.

On the sixth day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me 
Five bags of seeds.

Four entrenching tools

Three gas masks

Two hand grenades

And a rifle and a Humvee.

On the fifth day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me 
Six bugout bags

Five bags of seeds

Four entrenching tools

Three gas masks

Two hand grenades

And a rifle and a Humvee.

On the fourth day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me
Seven bows with arrows.

Six bugout bags

Five bags of seeds

Four entrenching tools

Three gas masks

Two hand grenades

And a rifle and a Humvee.

On the third day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me 
Eight Geiger counters

Seven bows with arrows

Six bugout bags

Five bags of seeds

Four entrenching tools

Three gas masks

Two hand grenades

And a rifle and a Humvee.

On the second day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me 
Nine Kevlar helmets

Eight Geiger counters

Seven bows with arrows

Six bugout bags

Five bags of seeds

Four entrenching tools

Three gas masks

Two hand grenades

And a rifle and a Humvee.

On the last day ‘til Doomsday my true love gave to me 
Ten crates of ammo  -- (link removed to avoid making the Google overlords angry)

Nine Kevlar helmets

Eight Geiger counters

Seven bows with arrows

Six bugout bags

Five bags of seeds

Four entrenching tools

Three gas masks

Two hand grenades

And a rifle and a Humvee.

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